tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75330214235920123422024-03-05T01:48:18.908-06:00Life's a Game But it's not Fairtalking shit in the nicest way possible.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-50472129495244723362010-01-14T21:12:00.000-06:002010-01-14T21:12:33.858-06:00Conan gets No Love from NBC<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilO47Gvb_qz3qOywYx-Z5BT4imHiuav-ynTFeFvYqAC95urDZWdg3uuaJqG-nG_qpO_xWC0HpJi1hhhQUubAeSBSmIOE3CyuT0wynJPcTmhg2_LF1B7dyHNDExS6LSZCYK5x_DvBROiXs/s1600-h/coco.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilO47Gvb_qz3qOywYx-Z5BT4imHiuav-ynTFeFvYqAC95urDZWdg3uuaJqG-nG_qpO_xWC0HpJi1hhhQUubAeSBSmIOE3CyuT0wynJPcTmhg2_LF1B7dyHNDExS6LSZCYK5x_DvBROiXs/s320/coco.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>After January 22, 2010...there will be no more Conan O'Brien. America's most beloved ginger is calling it quits since The Chin is taking back his 11:35 pm spot. NBC sure knows how to hang on to talent. With shows like, <i>Chuck</i> and <i>The Sing Off</i> I'm sure they're not worried. I'd like to see Conan rise above all this crap and get signed onto a new show, which will probably happen. Hopefully, it's on a cable network since NBC and it's sisters are basically giving up hope these days. Whatever Jay...I'm not watching!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-75029359811341969362010-01-13T00:43:00.000-06:002010-01-13T00:43:21.611-06:00awwww yeeea.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDxxAwjBFssJNTbIG3WZ9Wzw__AFyE0AeogzWeV_iSp85kqcr7f5fG-1F5RupNdFnUzL5KR46nB8yLQz9FgWTklHPavy7re0lPe9fdQx60ADaRxIEg4qsNCMhUgGmiJCYvQ7Ytv23fczM/s1600-h/snookie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDxxAwjBFssJNTbIG3WZ9Wzw__AFyE0AeogzWeV_iSp85kqcr7f5fG-1F5RupNdFnUzL5KR46nB8yLQz9FgWTklHPavy7re0lPe9fdQx60ADaRxIEg4qsNCMhUgGmiJCYvQ7Ytv23fczM/s640/snookie.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">If you love Jersey Shore as much as I do...then you probably still don't like this image. Snooki was partying it up in Miami this week. Why? Because she's on MTV's top rated show so of course they're whoring her out to clubs! Snickers doesn't mind...as long as she can BEAT THAT BEAT. Hope her poof doesn't get messed up.<br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-52933102389956345842010-01-09T09:00:00.000-06:002010-01-09T09:00:00.275-06:00King Leonidas, no more.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1fxKuENWrSzJukRee4t7eai68AXeJPgQkd52_yTH1sqMglvU4tgXvVaY8JlvJ1yzDkvi61kQYvgElV7wBmwqeHfm9js-MJsQVWWJc6JXnue8qRHFO65ACvYGj3EnA0YznwLmNsfOH84Q/s1600-h/gereard.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1fxKuENWrSzJukRee4t7eai68AXeJPgQkd52_yTH1sqMglvU4tgXvVaY8JlvJ1yzDkvi61kQYvgElV7wBmwqeHfm9js-MJsQVWWJc6JXnue8qRHFO65ACvYGj3EnA0YznwLmNsfOH84Q/s320/gereard.jpg" /></a>Gerard Butler came into our lives as the most manly, muscle packed Adonis of a man. He was rippled and sweaty and every muscle screamed while he battled hundreds of men in <i>300.</i> Two romantic comedies later, he is nothing but your average looking male. Thanks a lot Katherine Heigl! Although, Gerard still has that Scottish accent to fall back on. I'm sure that drops the panties every time. <br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-38331033014056113892010-01-09T08:00:00.002-06:002010-01-09T08:00:04.493-06:00I'm such a fuckin lady.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQQ37LUSdS5vpukrk4o-FrX9GThCtjryLbZoA_Kht14yrQhBcr2hrmkiPTJGhBwXYkBXT899JrBsKJEp8VaqqVPu6zgPKPxnxuIr_SaBSElLfFJDV7xLvAQ72mg_hcuV2bQPH-M1ujJi4/s1600-h/riri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQQ37LUSdS5vpukrk4o-FrX9GThCtjryLbZoA_Kht14yrQhBcr2hrmkiPTJGhBwXYkBXT899JrBsKJEp8VaqqVPu6zgPKPxnxuIr_SaBSElLfFJDV7xLvAQ72mg_hcuV2bQPH-M1ujJi4/s400/riri.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>Finally, Rihanna has moved on from that guy who's name I won't even mention. And moved on well. LA Dodger Matt Kemp looks like he can handle Rihanna, as opposed to you know who. But, these two have been humping all over a boat in Mexico all week. Which leads me to believe that the wait really is over. I'm proud of you Riri...get you some!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-1114434278758593952010-01-07T10:00:00.000-06:002010-01-07T10:00:00.795-06:00That child will have the abs of a god.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3UB1_2pn1RTxrUA7oNueZehA0voujP42K5STQFTwTh-2-3qDRCiV0FydTcXfyQ_AF-uHMw6bnfHvr1fTsY6Ov0F9AnB59qxjGGD92IqqVKKUdYgQpHgUlXQ5r4M4rwx7TA7BdCnQyx1o/s1600-h/gwen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3UB1_2pn1RTxrUA7oNueZehA0voujP42K5STQFTwTh-2-3qDRCiV0FydTcXfyQ_AF-uHMw6bnfHvr1fTsY6Ov0F9AnB59qxjGGD92IqqVKKUdYgQpHgUlXQ5r4M4rwx7TA7BdCnQyx1o/s320/gwen.jpg" width="213" /></a><br />
</div>Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani were hanging out in St.Barth's this week. I think it's safe to say these two,gorgeous human beings are most beautiful couple in the world. Screw Posh & Becks! Little Kingston has hit the genetic jackpot thanks to his folks. Just look at those abs! Both of them have rock hard,six packs. It's hard to believe Gwen has EVER had children. Props to you Rossdale-Stefani Family...you are perfect.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-22786705419656303552010-01-06T15:00:00.000-06:002010-01-06T15:00:00.894-06:00Purity Schmurity<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUnPbdkdhlJk6w9-sE5S6FXybRMnrVupZ2nYehkjFXyOWjW1KL4SBnTWxrgXyawI7BeAKxnazr8oHruJ4A0CJ_YOZfNBwfWhqYWN0X7LJvm8tNpEF4RACs7pGDCVklbU7ApWtMhmRW1G4/s1600-h/jonas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUnPbdkdhlJk6w9-sE5S6FXybRMnrVupZ2nYehkjFXyOWjW1KL4SBnTWxrgXyawI7BeAKxnazr8oHruJ4A0CJ_YOZfNBwfWhqYWN0X7LJvm8tNpEF4RACs7pGDCVklbU7ApWtMhmRW1G4/s640/jonas.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>Yep, kids...he finally did it. That curly haired Jonas brother went on his honeymoon and tossed that purity ring into the ocean! At least, that's what I pictured. Then, he performed a very choreographed dance before he hopped into bed and lost the v-card once and for all. Kevin finally knows what the whole world knows. I'm sure he felt like the rest of us after losing it...a little disappointed and extremely hungover. Right? Well, anyways I'm glad the kid got laid. Perhaps the music will get better soon? What's even scarier than thinking about Kevin Jonas having sex are those booty shorts he's wearing. GET A ROOM!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-40690419189360657372010-01-06T09:00:00.000-06:002010-01-06T09:00:04.909-06:00Wedding Crasher Rule # 49: Don't Get Married<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhByXCtTeQBhEuW40xrSeNJsUSca04KMn1KH-DwX5qcFnc11HtV2LaYopbKOnAu3vq5KbCBxtmA1RGzGXUyb8Qf9tatI0zisIHIW2atZuvto8Y7Zhny00HRqnz5yaGkOxcrfBRW_VEkoPA/s1600-h/vinny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhByXCtTeQBhEuW40xrSeNJsUSca04KMn1KH-DwX5qcFnc11HtV2LaYopbKOnAu3vq5KbCBxtmA1RGzGXUyb8Qf9tatI0zisIHIW2atZuvto8Y7Zhny00HRqnz5yaGkOxcrfBRW_VEkoPA/s320/vinny.jpg" /></a><br />
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Just like he did in the actual movie...Vince Vaughn got hitched this week. US Weekly reported that he wed his Canadian Realtor girlfriend, Kyla Weber. The ceremony was held in Illinois where "several dozens of family and friends" watched the couple said "I do." After all the hot ass Vince has gotten in the past decade, he up and marries a non-famous Realtor. It is also rumored that after hearing the news, Jennifer Anniston stayed in bed all weekend watching <i>The Break Up.</i> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-80513892605661299512010-01-05T20:03:00.004-06:002010-01-05T23:57:56.474-06:00TLC tackles another "issue"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWHgHWVBA9-jQ88Py_BIcCZ3ZUCChvzOgmSuE00RPgIk2eAozXUKOylOV-Gcpra2H4Oj9wwEDwGZq4xMClfFLx-hUtU_etlXVSkSgNukw2nmV3Lm0Us7UnsxrFdPVCJqxfuokZ0TqxISI/s1600-h/coles.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWHgHWVBA9-jQ88Py_BIcCZ3ZUCChvzOgmSuE00RPgIk2eAozXUKOylOV-Gcpra2H4Oj9wwEDwGZq4xMClfFLx-hUtU_etlXVSkSgNukw2nmV3Lm0Us7UnsxrFdPVCJqxfuokZ0TqxISI/s400/coles.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhyosBPYYvGbgwT-npFjmb0HcigqIGbeA5NfJVdB_Aoa14uOBi0yaS5efzlVWS5QZlqdWEUO1KYuZ-OpEdU_wKDq06dWWisqJJE0QGjSD2r0W9o7bl7cEjxcYgsD0BNtm3PcYwhbqNFkQ/s1600-h/little.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhyosBPYYvGbgwT-npFjmb0HcigqIGbeA5NfJVdB_Aoa14uOBi0yaS5efzlVWS5QZlqdWEUO1KYuZ-OpEdU_wKDq06dWWisqJJE0QGjSD2r0W9o7bl7cEjxcYgsD0BNtm3PcYwhbqNFkQ/s200/little.jpg" /></a>TLC loves to prey on the weak...or small...or Asian...or over weight. The channel loves to show us the daily lives of everyday Americans who are struggling with something unique. We've had the world famous <i>Jon and Kate + 8, Little People Big World,The Little Couple,Cake Boss...</i>AND NOW <i>One Big Happy Family</i>. They love to play up the stereotypes such as the loud mouth Italians and Mormon families with a million kids but TLC has created a new show about an over weight African American family, The Cole family. Sometimes I wonder if TLC looks at ethnic stereotypes and decides to make a show out of them? I can think of a whole list of people who are gonna start collecting petitions against this channel. Maybe not today but in the near future. After TLC does a show about a Latin Taco Factory who's children are little, the mother is obese, and the daughter has seven kids, oh and they like to bake too! They're also famous for their <i>I Didn't Know I was Pregnant</i> series, which is equally troubling. I almost feel bad watching their shows, even though I do love them, I still feel wrong. This century's children will see how easy fame really is! Just conjure up a crazy, mixed up family with a few disorders and BAM you have a TV show! I can't wait to see what kind of politically incorrect family journey TLC comes up with next!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-40772094506957946592010-01-04T15:42:00.003-06:002010-01-05T19:47:28.862-06:00One of the least favorite little Gosselins.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY9Hb6ZFODq5lhxbrVcQ6_PJtmmE2PdPJ4NGEJAJ1BJuQnjZLLl6l13D9Uji9s6cClSiYMIhRs7LR2GN7CgHRMRGbblqxBz6-eQUUiOZ0NzxmzjC388SEelSbTPIj9xdXvTXoYlnTUqoQ/s1600-h/gosselin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY9Hb6ZFODq5lhxbrVcQ6_PJtmmE2PdPJ4NGEJAJ1BJuQnjZLLl6l13D9Uji9s6cClSiYMIhRs7LR2GN7CgHRMRGbblqxBz6-eQUUiOZ0NzxmzjC388SEelSbTPIj9xdXvTXoYlnTUqoQ/s400/gosselin.jpg" /></a><br />
</div> Its ok Cara...we understand. It is hard to live the life of luxury at such a young age. Although your parents have split, chances are you will never know the difference. All those cute babies are so sweet and endearing, except for that one. Cara was the one twin who always threw fits every chance possible. Kate Gosselin has actually been lying low lately. Probably because she is working on her TALK SHOW. Yes, she wants to be the next Oprah or Tyra. It does make sense since both talk show queens will be giving up their seats next year.<br />
One thing is for sure...guests on her show won't be allowed to talk about themselves.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-37463001930438910322010-01-03T10:00:00.002-06:002010-01-03T13:22:52.252-06:00So, this is why she married him...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPQb5CCcxstte8AbOGZGp-jhkqf99bz1pC24ESKR2DnsBUniNFu9Inyjbp_xNVsofp9yBn2MKbdyt9XsY-is9H7euRxbg36-cOJmQ2PH7moiQzyXKXWDkPgbkw80p2wf7F9XIt9QVJ5Sw/s1600-h/MARIAH.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPQb5CCcxstte8AbOGZGp-jhkqf99bz1pC24ESKR2DnsBUniNFu9Inyjbp_xNVsofp9yBn2MKbdyt9XsY-is9H7euRxbg36-cOJmQ2PH7moiQzyXKXWDkPgbkw80p2wf7F9XIt9QVJ5Sw/s320/MARIAH.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>These two lovebirds were caught in an Italian drizzle this week. Mariah actually received an award for her portrayal as a school counselor in <i>Precious.</i> We have all seen <i>Glitter</i> and know how fabulous Mariah was in that. But, girl did good this time. Probably because the movie wasn't starring her.<br />
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Good thing P.Diddy's umbrella man was busy the day Mariah met Nick Cannon. Or else Farmsworth Bentley would have ended up with Mimi. We're all still in shock of why these two got hitched but as of now, they're actually making it work. Some would say it's a slight upgrade from Mariah's last husband, big shot Tommy Matola. But, hey if you like your men young and impressionable...you won! Plus, Nick is set for the rest of his long life. At this rate, he'll have a good twenty years at the end of his life to be the player he once tried to be. He will surely inherit all that Hello Kitty crap which will make nice gifts for his new young girlfriends someday.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-23380947364664831712010-01-02T09:00:00.003-06:002010-01-03T13:23:57.001-06:00Thanks Angie!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig9M_mgYUe7z5DW5I4oAh_ItKkLVVf4lcPQzrJwFRNRtiWkOLJyS-XATb7FRXSO6xqeOV9uaVq_1CRY11Dmt14qrBmhkxilYA2g6wEcIDc3YtCzB1xU1QFr-ulX30C5yWCp-TWTnJsqlo/s1600-h/bradp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig9M_mgYUe7z5DW5I4oAh_ItKkLVVf4lcPQzrJwFRNRtiWkOLJyS-XATb7FRXSO6xqeOV9uaVq_1CRY11Dmt14qrBmhkxilYA2g6wEcIDc3YtCzB1xU1QFr-ulX30C5yWCp-TWTnJsqlo/s400/bradp.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>Brad Pitt used to be the sex god of America. Every man and woman loved him and we couldn't get enough of his cute little, Midwest charms. He married America's sweetheart, Jennifer Anniston. Ahh...the world was perfect and equal. Fast forward to the set of <i>Mr. and Mrs. Smith</i> where Brad meets Angelina Jolie. Then, before we knew it he left Jen and knocked up Angelina. Six kids later...Brad Pitt is looking pretty rough. Especially with his recent facial hair decision. Maybe he should spend less time making and or adopting babies and shave that thing off his face. I'm going to watch <i>Fight Club</i> in memory of the Brad Pitt we lost so long ago. <br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-33680266801860855672010-01-01T22:43:00.003-06:002010-01-01T22:52:56.170-06:00I'm so Hard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiCjr8_rY2aq_sxogrl9R9XTBALHhQ0X-6QfArcPzb3Vhmr_VGouGtE1ldJLqxjI30hgliiM9sGPwc1lfvKp2r1FtSutPGdFCe3pxVFX4jJW_-7dhdrTH0p_X4sohxSurfpTlxTKCfId4/s1600-h/demi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiCjr8_rY2aq_sxogrl9R9XTBALHhQ0X-6QfArcPzb3Vhmr_VGouGtE1ldJLqxjI30hgliiM9sGPwc1lfvKp2r1FtSutPGdFCe3pxVFX4jJW_-7dhdrTH0p_X4sohxSurfpTlxTKCfId4/s400/demi.jpg" /></a>I was shocked when I saw this picture and yet... somehow not surprised. Disney darling, <strong>Demi Lovato</strong> seems to be inspired by RiRi lately. Nobody does studded leather gloves unless your name is LADY GAGA OR RIHANNA! Step off bitch. If you really want to be hard perhaps you should go out with Chris Brown for a few months. Take a long,violent limo ride with him to the Grammy's and see how you feel. Stop trying to rebel. Go back to your little Sunday night slumber parties with the cast of High School Musical. Or, if you really want to toughen up...get smart and follow Vanessa Hudgens. She has great ideas on how to get out of the tween spotlight.<br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-64832594013720341362010-01-01T22:20:00.001-06:002010-01-01T22:21:10.155-06:00J.Lo kicks off the New Year.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgrcEupFXW2aCXhl9uQs8u8gnQV1l3La6wgoZQ7GxuIK3ICLSZo3mM0c3klq28Ivz03t0_doRoYTTW1xeHTfBvPVckY2NaGpwhx-QFD_-PB26FKIQVz2CX6gT0QvT3mYNxfNRDMXeDjY8/s1600-h/jjlo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgrcEupFXW2aCXhl9uQs8u8gnQV1l3La6wgoZQ7GxuIK3ICLSZo3mM0c3klq28Ivz03t0_doRoYTTW1xeHTfBvPVckY2NaGpwhx-QFD_-PB26FKIQVz2CX6gT0QvT3mYNxfNRDMXeDjY8/s320/jjlo.jpg" /></a>Luckily, this kind of scripted crap only happens once a year. Jennfier Lopez sang on Ryan Seacrest's special last night and managed to <em>not</em> fall on her ass this time. I love Jenny from the block but please give it up already. Nobody performs forever! She continued to celebrate the new year by zipping herself into an awkward catsuit. Marc Anthony dressed in his usual sunglasses that hide those scary eyes of his. Almost like those craft store eyes you buy and put on paper bags. Hopefully he wears those glasses to bed. Other celebs spent the evening poppin champagne and dressing nicer than the rest of us. Nothing says "Happy New Year" like wearing a cheap,black dress in a basement. Here's to 2010!<br />
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Thank You DJ Earworm, for making these things every year.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-69270232009484932222009-12-30T21:03:00.002-06:002009-12-30T21:05:27.817-06:00Falcon! Get back in the Attic!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8Sd7y7vw37CXA_EtEx_kBLOSpAWjn9Ce4g4z3_CJS00ny0wQpgvQziw0MjVV1LnhZ4_XwxHfAzED2YFK0agbY30jsBWMrVd4gaoVRZFd10ZuhYZgzqFwa7gD2i8WMTQVzCmRPsYmpLwE/s1600-h/bal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8Sd7y7vw37CXA_EtEx_kBLOSpAWjn9Ce4g4z3_CJS00ny0wQpgvQziw0MjVV1LnhZ4_XwxHfAzED2YFK0agbY30jsBWMrVd4gaoVRZFd10ZuhYZgzqFwa7gD2i8WMTQVzCmRPsYmpLwE/s640/bal.jpg" /></a><br />
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There were many memorable quotes this year. Besides the obvious Kanye West vs Taylor Swift ordeal...<br />
the balloon boy wins this showdown. While on the Larry King Show, Falcon Heene stated, <br />
"<em>You guys said we did this for the show</em>." Falcon must not be involved in the whole publicity stunt planning process. Let's hope he holds this over his parents heads for the rest of his life.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-51271440411318751432009-12-30T13:03:00.001-06:002009-12-30T13:05:39.470-06:00Well, here they are...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibk7aNO2vA-3XIlHrq95cujkfP-l0pgqJGOAJnWv7CHdRMknZxpo2Em9IIjEiXxGXuUwIst6QP-V6USGrlVHCIkhlEbaGUbtccwkse7TMzOlhreoKtvqxdXrR3ZVaIRPbY_ZZvclna08E/s1600-h/babydash.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibk7aNO2vA-3XIlHrq95cujkfP-l0pgqJGOAJnWv7CHdRMknZxpo2Em9IIjEiXxGXuUwIst6QP-V6USGrlVHCIkhlEbaGUbtccwkse7TMzOlhreoKtvqxdXrR3ZVaIRPbY_ZZvclna08E/s400/babydash.jpg" /></a>Kourtney Kardashian released the photos to a couple different magazines of her new baby. Mason "Dash" Disick looks quite comfortable. And his parents look happy enough for all of us. Now, if only they could look that fake all of the time. Kourtney is actually my favorite sister. Kim is over rated and well...the other one is just Khloe.<br />
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</div>Yep, that whole family is definately messed up. Recent reports that father, Michael, kicked his ex-wife in the vagina during a fight. I came across this disturbing photo today. I don't know what it's from and I'm sure it's supposed to be artistic..but come on. Thats her little media whore sis, Ali. She's supposed to be famous too. But, I've yet to see her do anything other than accompany Lindsay to bars. This is the result when too many gingers run in the family. Geez.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-22187542236887389882009-12-25T08:00:00.002-06:002009-12-25T08:00:01.170-06:00merry christmas.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Thank God! Thank God! The official trailer premiered today and the film will hit theaters this summer...<br />
Although, I will miss SJP's mole. RIP.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-63938493747319926672009-12-23T10:00:00.001-06:002009-12-23T19:41:02.596-06:00Because it's been awhile...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNFZTO3STRafvhb9VvUhtWZgXuiDluzYMi0l60u4-9fUYeIxzpppMHKI3IujRjhVpqfOlAVxWiaPIJWQfYFJQrL6dD_siPVvk5hRx8EA2r0_EleYe5XylSQ93dCF4WT9FFTXkBrlOgYTw/s1600-h/gaga.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNFZTO3STRafvhb9VvUhtWZgXuiDluzYMi0l60u4-9fUYeIxzpppMHKI3IujRjhVpqfOlAVxWiaPIJWQfYFJQrL6dD_siPVvk5hRx8EA2r0_EleYe5XylSQ93dCF4WT9FFTXkBrlOgYTw/s640/gaga.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>Lady Gaga performed in New York City last week for launch of <em>VEVO</em>. It's supposed to be a new site by Sony that lets you view music videos. How revolutionary! <br />
I'm sure it's nothing like <em>youtube,hulu,mtv</em>... Nice to see Lady G rocking the huge,obnoxious bow once again.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-67071955846206813932009-12-21T01:00:00.001-06:002009-12-21T01:00:00.745-06:00"I'm a bartender, I do great things."<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg252gE7bMYsrXg2IKjNmrHhCHqOy9Wn-Br1Hwe1DxxgszfMHX6OvlW5RlAHfwvEFoJ8q2Ov9T_DM-3CNm2ZKNG_71VXFNiapVC6jFbuo4lGd7Ca_Tde0xBOqWpkndQZz8eOjEKGl4ThV0/s1600-h/jersey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg252gE7bMYsrXg2IKjNmrHhCHqOy9Wn-Br1Hwe1DxxgszfMHX6OvlW5RlAHfwvEFoJ8q2Ov9T_DM-3CNm2ZKNG_71VXFNiapVC6jFbuo4lGd7Ca_Tde0xBOqWpkndQZz8eOjEKGl4ThV0/s400/jersey.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>I'm not one to hate on MTV because I actually like it. But, they've gone too far. These overly tanned, juiceheads we now call "Guidos" and "Guidettes" have graced our lives on MTV's <em>Jersey Shore</em>. What's worse is now these kids actually believe they're famous. Plus, they all want fucking spinoff shows. Someday Harvard students will be writing thesis papers on how media can glorify sub-cultures so much that it's considered acceptable. What's even better is how they all give THEMSELVES a nickname. Last time I checked, nicknames are GIVEN to you! Most of the girls are so orange and dress like it's 1997. Black hair dye must be hard to come by in Jersey since nearly every <em>Guidette</em> has jet black,poofed up hair. Snooki (the one who got punched by a man) takes full responsibilty for the creation of "The Poof." Most normal gals tease their bangs a little but no...not Snooki. She aquires a NYC sized rat and hides in in her hair. The most troubeling thing is the infamous "Fist Pump" they all do. Their form of dancing has turned into a full on "battle", as they've called it. Whatever happend to simply grinding on your dance partner? Now, they have to start pounding the floor then act as if they're practicing tribal like dancing. However, I am dumb founded by the whole living situation. Not to be confused with Mike"The Situation." They all act as if they have been forced to live in this gaudy beach house. Calling and crying to their boyfriend or mommas that they are homesick. Then, GO HOME!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-50072581740051987112009-12-21T00:19:00.002-06:002009-12-21T00:20:10.264-06:00Kevin Jonas is finally allowed to fornicate.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFrbylrsjAetz2LVp03vCR5hwcvIy_ZnzEsih_uhV9U9u6TGCKdUfkuKQu5wzKXQql2DPGQXKYxB0Edz0aHVWaaZ9Ww_aqo4kSzkHiZbQS8oUPQoTT2xdPGNHHSCvWPd_ZVOKarmvg0uU/s1600-h/jonas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFrbylrsjAetz2LVp03vCR5hwcvIy_ZnzEsih_uhV9U9u6TGCKdUfkuKQu5wzKXQql2DPGQXKYxB0Edz0aHVWaaZ9Ww_aqo4kSzkHiZbQS8oUPQoTT2xdPGNHHSCvWPd_ZVOKarmvg0uU/s320/jonas.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>Kevin Jonas proceded to ditch that purity ring and exchange it for a <strike>pair of handcuffs and a leather whip </strike>wedding ring. His longtime girlfriend, Danielle Delesea wore Vera Wang during their "french chateau" ceremony set in a castle in New York. <br />
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The couple released this: <em>"We're so happy that we're finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones</em>." <br />
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Nick and Joe were best men. Most brides worry about their bridesmaids stealing their thunder. But, when Joe Jonas and his fabulous, feathery hair is involved...I'd make that lil guy wear a top hat. With Nick Jonas starting his own band,<em>The Administration</em>, looks like this wholesome trio is slowly falling apart. Aww, shucks.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-24419513443087232952009-12-20T15:37:00.001-06:002009-12-20T15:38:06.387-06:00Rocky is a serious artist, ya know.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiy21izb81c4jbtg26tnRTzERJWZeJo2jIX9R00419EQNUwZYQ6ybHp35480Axji8A6XLXPzQMH40f3G9rus7u_rI-D62Dd5yn305aXuCDjE9XtZTT1VfPlboOSGX1F5nhFwbk8CJCpMc/s1600-h/sly.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiy21izb81c4jbtg26tnRTzERJWZeJo2jIX9R00419EQNUwZYQ6ybHp35480Axji8A6XLXPzQMH40f3G9rus7u_rI-D62Dd5yn305aXuCDjE9XtZTT1VfPlboOSGX1F5nhFwbk8CJCpMc/s320/sly.jpg" /></a>Well, looks like old Sly Stallone decided to try his hand of art. Let's face it, you can only create so many Rocky and Rambo sequels. Plus, it gets kind of difficult to count that high. Two of his <em>pieces</em> actually sold for $90,000 at a gallery in Miami. I suppose they're good? I don't know..seems like a self-portrait fueld by roid rage? I'll give him props though, it beats doing a sappy reality show or releasing a line of sweat proof spandex apparel. So, really it could be worse.<br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-30901643006269777182009-12-20T13:40:00.000-06:002009-12-20T13:40:13.301-06:00Brittany Murphy passes away early this morning.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg34Gt3jj91eL3UsC5-FI664tDPBaS9O0IhV9i9deS-w1Or43otF4wQBZ5_CGv5M3hpR4efp_VnLpDTk_L13uKzPyxrhyB73zpaQ46vWL4IZsK98OFgzznRln8B9SpdLMlBYmEye9O8dLc/s1600-h/brit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg34Gt3jj91eL3UsC5-FI664tDPBaS9O0IhV9i9deS-w1Or43otF4wQBZ5_CGv5M3hpR4efp_VnLpDTk_L13uKzPyxrhyB73zpaQ46vWL4IZsK98OFgzznRln8B9SpdLMlBYmEye9O8dLc/s400/brit.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">TMZ reported, "A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles City Fire Department tells TMZ...."<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Apparently Brittany was pronounced dead once she arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. At this point, her cause of death is said to be from cardiac arrest. She was onloy 32 years old and starred in numerous movies. We first met her during <em>Clueless</em> and she later went on to play in award winning <em>Girl, Interrupted</em>. It really is a sad day when another star from young Hollywood fades away. <br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7533021423592012342.post-16536203707717838702009-12-14T14:28:00.000-06:002009-12-14T14:28:21.132-06:00Mason Dash Disick is born.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZlLbJEBEFk3MsZV5vt7VeY0F8IJcx9sQULr5ZJ_Vw4Mz-gZh4UQ-86zP8iqTQh9d8jvoVequbCfRXj_YMLTTLrRDQ2WYUwCHuii3cm9wYjpWq_tuxOXfluTdiB4jjPnoU4G-sxrGI0Ws/s1600-h/dash.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" rs="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZlLbJEBEFk3MsZV5vt7VeY0F8IJcx9sQULr5ZJ_Vw4Mz-gZh4UQ-86zP8iqTQh9d8jvoVequbCfRXj_YMLTTLrRDQ2WYUwCHuii3cm9wYjpWq_tuxOXfluTdiB4jjPnoU4G-sxrGI0Ws/s640/dash.jpg" /></a><br />
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Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick gave birth to a little bundy of joy this morning. Kourt's due date was set for Christmas Day but the little guy must have came early. Of course, they gave him the middle name, Dash, after their store. Or is it because anything they touch has to be named "Dash" since it's in their last name? Anyway, baby Mason weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and 19.5 inches long. Kourtney gave birth in an Los Angeles hospital and has already sold the picture rights to two different magazines. Way to keep the papparazzi and money flowing in! Congrats!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0