Friday, October 23, 2009

Hey, Mr. Carter!

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr has pleaded guilty to attempted possession of a weapon.  Rolling Stone reports Wayne had a .40 caliber handgun on his tour bus when the NYPD hopped on board and discovered it this summer.  Weezy happens to be facing the exact same charge in Arizona, only throw in some marijuana,coke, and a little bit of good old ecstacy.  Hopefully Lil Wayne can share a cell with T.I. who happpens to be serving time for a weapon charge as well.  Dibs on top bunk!  What will we do if the industry must undergo an entire year without Weezy f. Baby?  Who would impregnate the nation's female population?  So far, he has fathered four children...two of them being conceived and or born this year.  There are probably many more single ladies lucky enough to have received his seed that have yet to come out.  Hopefully he won't have to endure the same agonizing sentences like that of Paris Hilton or Khloe Kardashian Odom.  At least he's the greatest rapper alive.

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