Saturday, October 17, 2009

One of these things is a lot like the other

Hugh Hefner's latest additions to his mansion are just as blonde as the last girls...only two of them are barely legal. Hef has actually scored himself a pair of twins, the real kind too! Not ones that just act like it. Kristina and Karissa Shannon are two years over the legal age and aren't ashamed to show it. The two were even cast in a film by Sophia Coppola and yet they didn't know who she was. What's even funnier is that they believe their stay at the Playboy Mansion can extend as long as they want it to. Don't they know it's similar to a prison sentence? The usual stay is around three years which also requires scheduled playdates with Mr. Hefner. I find it hard to believe ANY of these girlfriends find him attractive. I'm sure they may grow to love him, but much like one would care for an old dog that humps your leg and nobody has the heart to put him down. The "#1 Girlfriend" as she's called, is Crystal Harris. I feel bad for Crystal since it seems she will be given the task of babysitting the Shannon twins...and Hef.

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