Sunday, December 13, 2009

what's his name is still talking about that shit he did.

At this point, even Kourtney Kardashian's unborn child is sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and his oral deal ordeal.  The list of dirty skanks has been compiled from coast to coast.  Here's his statement he released a few days ago:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.
After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person..."

Hopefully, some other athlete will come out with a scandal and save us from verbal abuse that is listening to Mr. Wood's bullshit.  Although, even though it isn't golf season...I ponder why he is taking a break from it.  Perhaps he should take an indefinite break from banging random chicks.

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