J.Lo kicks off the New Year.

Luckily, this kind of scripted crap only happens once a year.  Jennfier Lopez sang on Ryan Seacrest's special last night and managed to not fall on her ass this time.  I love Jenny from the block but please give it up already.  Nobody performs forever! She continued to celebrate the new year by zipping herself into an awkward catsuit.  Marc Anthony dressed in his usual sunglasses that hide those scary eyes of his.  Almost like those craft store eyes you buy and put on paper bags.  Hopefully he wears those glasses to bed.  Other celebs spent the evening poppin champagne and dressing nicer than the rest of us.  Nothing says "Happy New Year" like wearing a cheap,black dress in a basement.  Here's to 2010!