Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Purity Schmurity

Yep, kids...he finally did it.  That curly haired Jonas brother went on his honeymoon and tossed that purity ring into the ocean!  At least, that's what I pictured.  Then, he performed a very choreographed dance before he hopped into bed and lost the v-card once and for all.  Kevin finally knows what the whole world knows.  I'm sure he felt like the rest of us after losing it...a little disappointed and extremely hungover.  Right?  Well, anyways I'm glad the kid got laid.  Perhaps the music will get better soon?  What's even scarier than thinking about Kevin Jonas having sex are those booty shorts he's wearing.  GET A ROOM!

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